Phelps clan scared of pirates?
The Arkansas Times Little Rock -- Seems appropriate for "talk like a pirate day" that the Phelps clan walked the plank this morning after a happy bunch dressed like pirates and holding signs saying "God hates shrimp -- Leviticus" and "G od hates cotton-polyester blends" stood opposite them at the corner of Markham and Scott streets. The group, made up of Central Arkansas Pastafarians , waved swords and growled "Arrghh!" in a manner that would have made Abbie Hoffman proud. With cars honking and waving at the pirates and a TV crew giving them all the attention, the Phelps group -- with a child in tow, sadly -- picked up their "fag" epithets and went away. Pitiful.